It's a mad, mad world, tell me not to be so mad about it It's a sad, sad world, tell me that I ought to laugh about it Funny thing is I'm the one with the cool head Everything's fine if you pretend Bless this mess, hallelujah, but I'm about to lose it (Two, three, four) Don't tell me to calm down, tell me to calm down It's freaking me out that you're not freaking out Don't tell me I'll be fine, even if you're right It's freaking me out Don't tell me to calm down It's a mad, mad world, trying not to lose my shit about it (calm down) In a bad, bad mood, maybe I should take a hit about it (calm down) Any other day, I'd need a hug like a teddy bear Now the room's on fire, need to get some air Oh, bless this mess, hallelujah Thoughts 'n' prayers, so what, who cares? Don't tell me to calm down, tell me to calm down It's freaking me out that you're not freaking out Don't tell me I'll be fine, even if you're right It's freaking me out Don't tell me to calm down Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Don't tell me, don't tell me to calm down Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Don't tell me, no, don't tell me to calm down Drifting through this fever dream in microplastic submarines Your body is not yours, it seems What the fuck is happening? Don't tell me to calm down, tell me to calm down It's freaking me out that you're not freaking out Don't tell me I'll be fine, even if you're right It's freaking me out Don't tell me to calm down Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Don't tell me, don't tell me to calm down Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Don't tell me, no, don't tell me to calm down