Gulp, gulp, gulp

Gulp, gulp, gulp

I want to
Drink more beer
Until I
Puke

Drink drank punk
Drink drank punk
Drink drank punk
Drink drank punk

I'm so cool
I can drink so much
And I can drink
More then you

Drink drank punk
Drink drank punk
Drink drank punk
Drink drank punk

Met a girl at the bar, oh
She was a ten at two, I gave her four stars, oh
I took her home, she spent the night, oh
At ten a.m. she was a fright

Some old guy
Bought me some
Alcohol
We got drunk at the mall

Drink drank punk
Drink drank punk
Drink drank punk
Drink drank punk

Mom's gonna get us at the mall, oh
In a drunken stupoer, hope I don't fall, oh
I could chew on a big wad of gum, oh
Mom won't notice, she's old and dumb

Drink drank punk
Drink drank punk
Drink drank punk

Drink
Drank
Punk