Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh, la la
With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know, my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo

Foxtrot
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh, la la
With the pork steeple

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know, my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo

Foxtrot
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo

Put the you know what
In the you know where
Put the you know what
In the you know where
Put the you know what
In the you know where
Put the you know what
In the you know where
Pronto