I was a seeking out for a funnel
Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut
Gluing my manhood towards a manhole
Like Peppy LePew the scent
Hey, hey, a lightweight clutch

I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate

Kitty ass button
Tweeking and flexing if the wind blows just right
Tacky and thumbs on polyester
High water jumpsuits and a raped ape
Woody has pix-n-facts

I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate

I don't know why
I've got a joke too silly to say
Don't trust the foams
I have a dick, dick, hear my fucking hate!

I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate

Vinegar and water is gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulation disguised as cotton candy
Smiling down stream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeding a cow hamburger raw

Peter brought me a tiki idol
Billy's sneer reminds me of someone
Homesick a bay aboard the Love Boat
Tony Tenille, Sonny Bono, Charo
Had a nice set of lungs

I got my penis spayed
I got a little tail
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed

I gotta be around pussy
Don't let me fall
I got a, hey-hey
Well, you can't live

I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed

I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate