I never thought about the universe
It made me feel small
Never thought about the problems of this planet at all
Global warming, radio-active sites
Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights!
No!

Why think all the bad things when life is so good?
Why help with an 'am' when there's always a 'could'?
Let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea
Outside of California, it's foreign policy

I don't want changes
I've no reactions
Your dilemmas are my distractions

That's no way to go
Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco
Franco Un-American

I never looked around
Never second-guessed
Then I read some Howard Zinn, now I'm always depressed
And now I can't sleep from years of apathy
All because I read a little Noam Chomsky

I'm eating vegetation cause of fast food nation
I'm wearing uncomfortable shoes cause of globalization
I'm watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth
I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth

I see no world peace cause of zealous armed forces
I eat no breath-mints cause their from de-hoofed horses
Now I can't believe what an absolute failure
The president's laughing cause he voted for Nader
That's no way to go
Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
Where can we go, Franco Un-American
I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
Cause I don't want to be another "I-don't-care"-ican
What are we gonna do, Franco
Franco Un-American