When I'm in the pit, I'm gonna punch and kick
When I'm in the pit, don't you know
I'm gonna fuck up shit, yeah!

(...shooby doo, Reel Big Fish stylee straight down to you,
Whoa oh oh oh, oh shit)

Got my wife beater on
Steel toe Doc Martens on my feet, yeah
I run around in a little circle
I'm wondering who to beat
And you know it's really cool
'Cause I played football in high school
Gonna push some little girls tonight
Look out fag there's gonna be a fight

When I'm in the pit, I'm gonna punch and kick
When I'm in the pit, don't you know
I'm gonna fuck up shit, yeah!

And you wanna be just like me
I wish I could be myself
And you wanna be just like me
I can't think of no one else
And you know it's really great
To punch somebody right in the face
Gonna push some little girls tonight
Look out fag there's gonna be a fight

When I'm in the pit, I'm gonna punch and kick
When I'm in the pit, don't you know
I'm gonna fuck up shit!

Got my wife beater on
Steel toe Doc Martens on my feet, yeah
I run around in a little circle
I'm wondering who to beat
And you know it's really great
To punch somebody right in the face
Gonna push some little girls tonight
Look out fag there's gonna be a fight

When I'm in the pit, I'm gonna punch and kick
When I'm in the pit, don't you know
I'm gonna fuck up, shit!

Oh, man!