Ooh (Jocelyn) Ooh Everything I do You should probably do the opposite I'm telling you the truth I'm a walking apocalypse Jocelyn Jocelyn Honey, don't know who You think I am But I'm not it I'm not it Don't put me on a pedestal You're only gonna see me fall From all the way in Iowa I wonder what I wonder what What do you even see in me, Jocelyn, Jocelyn? Why do you still look up to me, Jocelyn, Jocelyn? You just got your PhD in politics And I'm just phoning it in Ooh (Jocelyn) Ooh (Jocelyn) False gods (false gods) Everyone I thought I could trust in the world is a Lost cause (lost cause) I'm all bitch and no boss Jocelyn Jocelyn Oh, oh What do you even see in me, Jocelyn, Jocelyn? Why do you still look up to me, Jocelyn, Jocelyn? You just got your PhD in politics And I'm just phoning it in I emptied out the jerseys and the boxers from the middle drawer But I still kept the complex that you gave me when you cut the cord So perplexing coming up, when my esteem is on the floor I headlined at the Troubadour and wondered who they came here for What do you even see in me, Jocelyn, Jocelyn? Why do you still look up to me, Jocelyn, Jocelyn? You just got your PhD in politics And I'm just phoning it in