Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both went down to Berlin Joined the Ice Capades And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Second verse, same as the first Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both went down to Berlin Joined the Ice Capades And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Third verse, different from the first Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both went down to Frisco Joined the SLA And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah